From Facebook, a former fellow seminarian commenting on a post by another former seminarian.
“Two strings walk into a bar, bartender says I don’t serves strings here, they leave. One ties himself up and messes up his hair, walks back into the bar and says, Give me a beer. Bartender says, Hey aren’t you one of those strings I threw out of here. The strings says, I’m a frayed knot.”
I just cracked up!