{"id":914,"date":"2007-01-13T10:56:39","date_gmt":"2007-01-13T10:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=914"},"modified":"2007-01-13T10:56:39","modified_gmt":"2007-01-13T10:56:39","slug":"stuff_happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=914","title":{"rendered":"Stuff happens&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These kinds of lists are all over the place.  I like this list because it includes Open Theism and Anglo-Catholicism.<br \/>\nSo, vai Father Jakes Stops the World:<br \/>\nStuff Happens<br \/>\nFrom connexions by way of maggi dawn; an oldie but a goldie:<br \/>\n<strong>Stuff happens. What do the world\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s religions have to say about this vexing existential problem?<\/strong><br \/>\nTaoism: Stuff happens. Who gives a stuff?<br \/>\nHinduism: This stuff has happened before and will happen again.<br \/>\nBuddhism: The stuff that happens doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really.<br \/>\nZen: What is the sound of stuff happening?<br \/>\nIslam: The stuff that will happen will happen.<br \/>\nJudaism: Lord, why is this stuff happening to me?<br \/>\nEvangelicalism: Jesus, we praise you and just wanna ask why this stuff isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t happening to someone else?<br \/>\nCatholicism: Stuff happens because you deserve it.<br \/>\nOpen Theism: Stuff happens to God too.<br \/>\nPentecostalism: Tuffs appensh.<br \/>\nAnglo-Catholicism: Verily, verily, stuff happeneth.<br \/>\nAtheism: Stuff happens. Then you die. No more stuff.<br \/>\nRastafarianism: Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s smoke the stuff.<br \/>\n&#8230;and then a few more from maggi&#8217;s comments&#8230;<br \/>\nHare Krishna: &#8220;Stuff&#8221; happens! &#8220;Stuff&#8221; happens! &#8220;Stuff&#8221; happens! &#8220;Stuff&#8221; happens! . .<br \/>\nJehovah&#8217;s Witnesses: Let us in and we&#8217;ll tell you why stuff happens.<br \/>\nQuakers: Quietly praise God for the blessings that stuff brings.<br \/>\nCalvinists: Stuff won&#8217;t happen to you if you work hard enough.<br \/>\nChristian Scientists: Agree that there is no stuff.<br \/>\nTelevangelists: Stuff won&#8217;t happen to you if you send in your love offering.<br \/>\nAny we missed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These kinds of lists are all over the place. I like this list because it includes Open Theism and Anglo-Catholicism. So, vai Father Jakes Stops the World: Stuff Happens From connexions by way of maggi dawn; an oldie but a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=914\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}