{"id":876,"date":"2006-11-30T11:07:50","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T11:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=876"},"modified":"2006-11-30T11:07:50","modified_gmt":"2006-11-30T11:07:50","slug":"joke_i_cant_resist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=876","title":{"rendered":"Joke &#8211; I can&#8217;t resist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, &#8220;This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!&#8221; So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.<br \/>\nApproaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies &#8212; two in the front seat and three in the back &#8211; eyes wide and white as ghosts.<br \/>\nThe driver, obviously confused, says to him, &#8220;Officer, I don&#8217;t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ma&#8217;am,&#8221; the officer replies, &#8220;You weren&#8217;t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Slower than the speed limit?&#8221; she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly&#8230; Twenty-Two miles an hour!&#8221; the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that &#8220;22&#8221; was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.<br \/>\n&#8220;But before I let you go, Ma&#8217;am, I have to ask&#8230; Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven&#8217;t muttered a single peep this whole time.&#8221; the officer asks.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, they&#8217;ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, &#8220;This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!&#8221; So he turns &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=876\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}