{"id":584,"date":"2005-10-03T09:07:57","date_gmt":"2005-10-03T09:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=584"},"modified":"2005-10-03T09:07:57","modified_gmt":"2005-10-03T09:07:57","slug":"mindset_list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"Mindset List"},"content":{"rendered":"

Beloit College<\/a> in Wisconsin puts out a new “Mindset List”<\/a>every year detailing interesting tid-bits on income college freshmen. These lists always make the rounds in higher-education, and I’ve always found them quite interesting. The Journal of Higher Education puts out a very detailed and comprehensive profile of new freshmen every year, for those who really want the low-down on our new students. The Mindset List is a bit more whimsical and fun.
\nHere is the Mindset List for the new traditional aged freshmen for the class of 2008:
\nBELOIT COLLEGE MINDSET LIST\u00c2\u00ae
\nFOR THE CLASS OF 2008
\n1. Most students entering college this fall were born in 1986.
\n2. Desi Arnaz, Orson Welles, Roy Orbison, Ted Bundy, Ayatollah Khomeini, and Cary Grant have always been dead.
\n3. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Heeeere\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Johnny!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is a scary greeting from Jack Nicholson, not a warm welcome from Ed McMahon.
\n4. The Energizer bunny has always been going, and going, and going.
\n5. Large fine-print ads for prescription drugs have always appeared in magazines.
\n6. Photographs have always been processed in an hour or less.
\n7. They never got a chance to drink 7-Up Gold, Crystal Pepsi, or Apple Slice.
\n8. Baby Jessica could be a classmate.
\n9. Parents may have been reading The Bourne Supremacy or It as they rocked them in their cradles.
\n10. Alan Greenspan has always been setting the nation\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s financial direction.
\n11. The U.S. has always been a Prozac nation.
\n12. They have always enjoyed the comfort of pleather.
\n13. Harry has always known Sally.
\n14. They never saw Roseanne Roseannadanna live on Saturday Night Live.
\n15. There has always been a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
\n16. They never ate a McSub at McD\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s.
\n17. There has always been a Comedy Channel.
\n18. Bill and Ted have always been on an excellent adventure.
\n19. They were never tempted by smokeless cigarettes.
\n20. Robert Downey, Jr. has always been in trouble.
\n21. Martha Stewart has always been cooking up something with someone.
\n22. They have always been comfortable with gay characters on television.
\n23. Mike Tyson has always been a contender.
\n24. The government has always been proposing we go to Mars, and it has always been deemed too expensive.
\n25. There have never been any Playboy Clubs.
\n26. There have always been night games at Wrigley Field.
\n27. Rogaine has always been available for the follicularly challenged.
\n28. They never saw USA Today or the Christian Science Monitor as a TV news program.
\n29. Computers have always suffered from viruses.
\n30. We have always been mapping the human genome.
\n31. Politicians have always used rock music for theme songs.
\n32. Network television has always struggled to keep up with cable.
\n33. O\u00e2\u20ac\u2122Hare has always been the most delay-plagued airport in the U.S.
\n34. Ivan Boesky has never sold stock.
\n35. Toll-free 800 phone numbers have always spelled out catchy phrases.
\n36. Bethlehem has never been a place of peace at Christmas.
\n37. Episcopal women bishops have always threatened the foundation of the Anglican Church.
\n38. Svelte Oprah has always dominated afternoon television; who was Phil Donahue anyway?
\n39. They never flew on People Express.
\n40. AZT has always been used to treat AIDS.
\n41. The international community has always been installing or removing the leader of Haiti.
\n42. Oliver North has always been a talk show host and news commentator.
\n43. They have suffered through airport security systems since they were in strollers.
\n44. They have done most of their search for the right college online.
\n45. Aspirin has always been used to reduce the risk of a heart attack.
\n46. They were spared the TV ads for Zamfir and his panpipes.
\n47. Castro has always been an aging politician in a suit.
\n48. There have always been non-stop flights around the world without refueling.
\n49. Cher hasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t aged a day.
\n50. M.A.S.H. was a game: Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House.
\nClick below for the list for the Class of 2007 –<\/p>\n


\nBELOIT COLLEGE’S
\nCLASS OF 2007 MINDSET LIST\u00c2\u00ae
\n1. Ricky Nelson, Richard Burton, Samantha Smith, Laura Ashley, Orson Welles, Karen Ann Quinlan, Benigno Aquino, and the U.S. Football League have always been dead.
\n2. They are not familiar with the source of that \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Giant Sucking Sound.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n3. Iraq has always been a problem.
\n4. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ctrl + Alt + Del\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is as basic as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ABC.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n5. Paul Newman has always made salad dressing.
\n6. Pete Rose has always been a gambler.
\n7. Bert and Ernie are old enough to be their parents.
\n8. An automatic is a weapon, not a transmission.
\n9. Russian leaders have always looked like leaders everyplace else.
\n10. The snail darter has never been endangered.
\n11. There has always been a screening test for AIDS.
\n12. Gas has always been unleaded
\n13. They never heard Howard Cosell call a game on ABC.
\n14. The United States has always had a Poet Laureate
\n15. Garrison Keillor has always been live on public radio and Lawrence Welk has always been dead on public television.
\n16. Their families drove SUVs without \u00e2\u20ac\u0153being fuelish.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n17. There has always been some association between fried eggs and your brain.
\n18. They would never leave their calling card on someone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s desk.
\n19. They have never been able to find the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153return\u00e2\u20ac\u009d key.
\n20. Computers have always fit in their backpacks.
\n21. Datsuns have never been made.
\n22. They have never gotten excited over a telegram, a long distance call, or a fax.
\n23. The Osmonds are just talk show hosts.
\n24. Undergraduate college athletes have always been a part of the NBA and NFL draft.
\n25. They have always \u00e2\u20ac\u0153grazed\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for food.
\n26. Three-point shots from \u00e2\u20ac\u0153downtown\u00e2\u20ac\u009d have always been a part of basketball.
\n27. Test tube babies are now having their own babies.
\n28. Stores have always had scanners at the checkout.
\n29. The Army has always driven Humvees.
\n30. Adam and PC Junior computers had vanished from the market before this generation went online.
\n31. The Statue of Liberty has always had a gleaming torch.
\n32. They have always had a PIN number.
\n33. Banana Republic has always been a store, not a puppet government in Latin America.
\n34. Car detailing has always been available
\n35. Directory assistance has never been free.
\n36. The Jaycees have always welcomed women as members
\n37. There has always been Lean Cuisine.
\n38. They have always been able to fly Virgin Atlantic.
\n39. There have never been dress codes in restaurants.
\n40. Doctors have always had to deal with \u00e2\u20ac\u0153reasonable and customary fees\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and patients have always had controls placed on the number of days they could stay in a hospital.
\n41. They have always been able to make photocopies at home.
\n42. Michael Eisner has always been in charge of Disney.
\n43. They have always been able to make phone calls from planes.
\n44. Yuppies are almost as old as hippies.
\n45. Rupert Murdoch has always been an American citizen.
\n46. Strawberry Fields has always been in New York.
\n47. Rock and Roll has always been a force for social good.
\n48. Killer bees have always been swarming in the U.S.
\n49. They have never seen a First Lady in a fur coat.
\n50. Don Imus has always been offending someone in his national audience.
\nIn all fairness it should be understood that students entering college this fall do have a few items on their own lists that will separate them from many of their mentors:
\n1. For many of them today, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all about the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bling, bling.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n2. They know who the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Heroes in a half shell\u00e2\u20ac\u009d are.
\n3. Peeps are not a candy, they are your friends.
\n4. They have been \u00e2\u20ac\u0153dissing\u00e2\u20ac\u009dand \u00e2\u20ac\u0153burning\u00e2\u20ac\u009d things all their lives.
\n5. They can expect to get a ticket for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ricing out their wheels.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n6. They knew how to pop a Popple and trade a Pog.
\n7. They can still sing the rap chorus to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the theme song from Duck Tales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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