{"id":565,"date":"2005-09-08T08:48:54","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T08:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=565"},"modified":"2005-09-08T08:48:54","modified_gmt":"2005-09-08T08:48:54","slug":"episcopal_squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"Episcopal Squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend John sent me a link to another weblog containing this joke.  So true, but by the grace of God hopefully not for much longer!<br \/>\n<strong>Episcopal Squirrels<\/strong><br \/>\nA joke I&#8217;ve seen several places on the internet . . .<br \/>\nThree churches in a small town found that their church buildings had become over-run with squirrels.<br \/>\nThe Presbyterian church decided that it was pre-destined that the squirrels would be there and therefore left the squirrels to their own devices.<br \/>\nThe Unitarian church decided the best measure was to humanely trap the squirrels and take them to a nice place in the woods. Naturally the squirrels returned three days later.<br \/>\nThe Episcopal church decided to have the squirrels baptized and confirmed. Now the squirrels only come to church on Christmas and Easter.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nI suspect that a certain segment of Pentecostals\/Charismatics would rebuke the demon of squrrel infestation and cast them out into utter darkness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend John sent me a link to another weblog containing this joke. So true, but by the grace of God hopefully not for much longer! Episcopal Squirrels A joke I&#8217;ve seen several places on the internet . . . &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=565\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}