{"id":384,"date":"2004-09-05T18:28:07","date_gmt":"2004-09-05T18:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=384"},"modified":"2004-09-05T18:28:07","modified_gmt":"2004-09-05T18:28:07","slug":"you_go_girl_i_have_never_in_my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=384","title":{"rendered":"You go girl!  (I have never in my life said this or written this, until now!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this today:<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nThe following was written by a Christian lady, married, professional,<br \/>\nheterosexual, with grown children:<br \/>\n_____<br \/>\nAlan Keyes, conservative sometime candidate for the presidency of the United<br \/>\nStates and now candidate for Senator from Illinois, has recently said that<br \/>\nlesbians are &#8220;sinners&#8221; and &#8220;selfish hedonists.&#8221;<br \/>\nAs a Roman Catholic Christian (like Keyes) and as a straight woman, I&#8217;d like<br \/>\nto dissect this statement.<br \/>\n1.      &#8220;Sinners.&#8221; Catholic theology teaches that all men and women are<br \/>\nsinners, so this is kind of non-news. Keyes could, with equal accuracy, have<br \/>\nproclaimed that all garbage collectors are sinners, or all politicians are<br \/>\nsinners, or whoever. This statement seems hardly worth the ink it takes to<br \/>\nprint it, or the breath it takes so say it.<br \/>\n2.       &#8220;Selfish hedonists.&#8221; This is the meat of Keyes&#8217; statement, and<br \/>\nI am frankly startled by it. Note the implication. This is a statement that<br \/>\nstraight sex is less fun than lesbian sex. Now, this may or may not be true,<br \/>\nbut I&#8217;m wondering how Alan Keyes, who, whatever else he is, is a guy, would<br \/>\nknow this.<br \/>\nSo. Where are we? Lesbians are &#8220;hedonists&#8221;, meaning, pleasure-seekers. Their<br \/>\nsex is more fun, Keyes is saying. If I were sufficiently &#8220;selfish&#8221; that&#8217;s<br \/>\nwhat I&#8217;d be doing. But no. Since I am &#8220;unselfish&#8221; and I&#8217;m not apparently<br \/>\ninterested in pleasure, I, as a straight woman, will be the stoic, bravely<br \/>\nputting up with (less pleasurable? entirely non-pleasurable?) sex with a<br \/>\nman, for the greater good or something. How virtuous of me, right?<br \/>\nMy husband was especially pleased by this insight, needless to say.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this today: The following was written by a Christian lady, married, professional, heterosexual, with grown children: _____ Alan Keyes, conservative sometime candidate for the presidency of the United States and now candidate for Senator from Illinois, has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=384\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politicsculture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}