{"id":1550,"date":"2009-12-13T04:57:59","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T04:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2009-12-13T04:57:59","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T04:57:59","slug":"funny_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=1550","title":{"rendered":"Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Facebook, a former fellow seminarian commenting on a post by another former seminarian.<br \/>\n&#8220;Two strings walk into a bar, bartender says I don&#8217;t serves strings here, they leave. One ties himself up and messes up his hair, walks back into the bar and says, Give me a beer. Bartender says, Hey aren&#8217;t you one of those strings I threw out of here. The strings says, I&#8217;m a frayed knot.&#8221;<br \/>\nI just cracked up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Facebook, a former fellow seminarian commenting on a post by another former seminarian. &#8220;Two strings walk into a bar, bartender says I don&#8217;t serves strings here, they leave. One ties himself up and messes up his hair, walks back &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=1550\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}