{"id":1061,"date":"2007-06-08T07:58:27","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T07:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2007-06-08T07:58:27","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T07:58:27","slug":"you_age_by_dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=1061","title":{"rendered":"Your age by dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, my cousin sent this to me.  I normally hate these things &#8211; so often said, I know.<br \/>\nIt was right.  Does it work for everyone?  Living in New York, I had to limit my eating out experiences to 10.<br \/>\nYOUR AGE BY DINER &#038; RESTAURANT MATH<br \/>\nIt takes less than a minute.  Work this out as you read &#8230;<br \/>\nBe sure you don&#8217;t read the bottom until you&#8217;ve worked it out!<br \/>\nThis is not one of those waste of time things, it&#8217;s fun.<br \/>\n1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would<br \/>\nlike to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)<br \/>\n2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)<br \/>\n3. Add 5<br \/>\n4. Multiply it by 50<br \/>\n5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757&#8230;  If you haven&#8217;t, add 1756.<br \/>\n6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.  You should have a three digit number.<br \/>\nThe first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)<br \/>\nThe next two numbers are<br \/>\nYOUR AGE ! &#8212;&#8212; (Oh YES, it is!!!)<br \/>\nTHIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, my cousin sent this to me. I normally hate these things &#8211; so often said, I know. It was right. Does it work for everyone? Living in New York, I had to limit my eating out experiences to 10. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/?p=1061\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hypersync.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}